Do you not know what a furry is yet, little boy? Well, it’s someone who fetishisizes animal costumes, basically. See here and here for some representative evidence.
Anyway, the community site — called, of course, Confurvatives — states clearly on their profile page that they have no interest in any liberal/conservative debates, and they’re screening members to avoid any flaming by those flaming liberals out there. Their interests are confined to denigrating Obama, denigrating tax-and-spend Democrats and donning rented Halloween/mascot costumes with nothing underneath and holes cut out for their human genitals to poke through. Also, at least one of their members has got a super-strong grip on the realities of campaign promises and federal tax revenue:
Obama’s claim that he will cut taxes for 95% of Americans is both untrue, and undermines one of the key strategies Republicans have used for the past few decades. The truth of the matter is that 95% of Americans don’t pay federal income taxes so they can’t actually have their rates cut anymore than they already are.
Yes, of course.
Sarah Palin’s trip to Folsom aside, we imagine that the actual fundies out there — who don’t even like hotel porn — would probably be shocked and appalled to know that such weirdos and heathens are sullying their good Christian names by calling themselves “conservative” and “Christian.” However we’re certain this is only the tip of the iceburg when it comes to the plethora of closeted Christian/Republican pervs out there. Bathroom blowjob anyone?
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