Homo-Neurotic has the full series. Though we glanced sideways at Dear Diary sentences like, “What a price for one’s innocence,” we liked the series. After all, the author is a former Manhattan stripper and therefore probably hot. (That picture is not of him. We hope.)
Here’s “MLG” remembering his first outing on a platform:
I was waiting in the locker room, nervous as hell. I had shaved my body, not eaten all day, doused myself in cheap spray tan, and was surrounded by guys who (I thought) looked way better than me. … I had a sudden urge to flee when I looked down and realized I was donning only the baby blue undies I bought just for the occasion. The adrenaline pushed me, however, up onto the bar. It took only seconds for the patrons to gather, and I felt better as they started rubbing my body all over. Whatever dignity I had, I tucked away into my undies, bill by bill. Feeling lusted for and in control validated my actions…
The funny thing is, I was out of college and had a professional, well-paying salaried job. So I didn’t really need the money—at first. Working during the weekend started pushing my partying into the weekdays… Dancing was addictive. And it was so easy—all you had to do was act like you were into someone, no matter how nasty they were. Just dance on the bar and have fun, keeping an eye out for new (or returning) prey. Then bring them into your sexual world, and work it while they put their arms around you, stroke your legs, firmly grope your… Soon enough, they’re slipping bills into your undies—and finally you can drop them like a used rag. Just like that.
Confessions of a Go-Go Boy (Homo-Neurotic)
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.