The universes surrounding The Bachelor and The Bachelorette are huge blindspots for me and my pop culture knowledge. Usually I just ignore whatever nonsense Bachelor Nation throws at me (like the newly-out Colton Underwood), but some headlines for this week’s episode of The Bachelorette caught my attention!
Apparently this week’s episode featured Bachelorette Katie Thurston asking all the men competing for her love to stop touching themselves, to stop yanking their crank, to stop beating their own meat. She wants her men to completely cut out masturbating!
“I kind of had this idea I thought would be fun, where the guys in the house all have to agree to withhold their self-care as long as possible if you know what I mean,” said Katie. “…A little friendly handshake with themselves [is] off-limits.”
So in order to see if the men on her season can “hold out” on some self-pleasure, Katie initiates “Operation WOWO: Week off, wank off.” She also added said to the camera that she “cannot wait to see the boys and give them a little look, make it a little hard for them—make it very hard for them.”
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Yikes! I personally would never stop masturbating just because a potential suitor wanted me to cut it out. Sounds like a lot of effort for me and me beating my own meat is none of their business!
What do you think though? If you were one of these bachelors, would you stop? Vote in our poll, sound off in the comments, and be sure to take a look below at some random photos of Bachelorette contestants competing in some dumb challenge on a recent episode of the show.
Whatever. Boring c unt.
Yea right? If I was on there I would be jacking off everywhere and leaving my cum on walls, furniture, appliances and other people’s clothes. Fuck em and their rules, lol!
heterosexuals are fucking hilarious.
Uh, instead of masturbating, they just decided to fuck and suck each other. I can tell you that half of them have been hanging out in the WeHo gay clubs. Lol! Another group of Colton. Desperate tv.
A stupid show for stupid people – cast and viewers – who have nothing better to do with their time. Pathetic beyond description.
This show is so stupid and beyond desperate. More than half the guys on here are gay but are using this show to try and get discovered. They also encourage alcohol abuse.
Sound like the old DATING GAME show majority of the guys on there were Gay, they just went on to win the trips!