The Spanish media is ABUZZ today after a paparazzo snapped photos of the gorgeous Cristiano Ronaldo, aboard a yacht, apparently looking mighty friendly with a super buff buddy.
And this is not just one of those sporty, on-the-soccer-field-only type crotch grabs that are all in fun and not at all homoerotic in the eyes of the dudes doing it.
No, this is very sexy looking I’m-going-to-touch-your-cock-through-your-sweatshorts-and-give-you-a-chub sort of fondle action, as you can see in the photo, and it’s followed by a hug.
And seriously, if you were this smoking hot, and you were standing around half naked on a boat with another smoking hot dude, wouldn’t everyone have semis just because?! It’s like an overload of hotness that defies all sexual orientation.
But seriously folks, Cristiano Ronaldo might totally be a homo, and that is totally, completely fine with me.
Excuse me while I sell all my worldly possessions and purchase a plane ticket.
Polémica por el cariñoso gesto de Cristiano con un amigo en un barco http://t.co/JQSGpzLJRt pic.twitter.com/mR7MIJWS97
— La Vanguardia (@LaVanguardia) June 4, 2015
GENTE > @Cristiano Ronaldo y su cariñosa foto con un amigo en un barco da que hablar http://t.co/CrXHQgAM2E pic.twitter.com/Q7vgtptQ2W
— LGBT News (@LGTBNews) June 4, 2015
El destape gay de Cristiano Ronaldo ¡Enterate todo! http://t.co/SmhRCRMupe pic.twitter.com/5fqfQgfduN
— Ya Espectáculos (@yaespectaculos) June 3, 2015
Yeah, and like this isn’t a faggot…
Cristiano Ronaldo hace de su yate una carroza del orgullo gay con tocamientos incluidos ¿Donde están las nenas? pic.twitter.com/VskUajaQt5
— David Enguita (@davidenguita) June 3, 2015
[h/t: Instinct]
Just a hand on a hip, like Chuck said, the angle did the rest. Who care anyway ? What’s the point of getting all wet for that kind of shit ? Even if he is gay and he likes to be gang-banged by 25 hunks every night, what would we care about that ? Grow up men, it’s like everything is about to be “hot”, “hunky” and shit like that. Now I understand why most of the muscled hunk look so brainless, everything is not only about the body (and no I’m not fat, and yes I’m hot, but hey, I have a brain and I don’t want to be seen like a fucking piece of meat. There is more in life than all that one-night self-obsessed shit)
Doesn’t look to me like he’s grabbing anyone’s crotch. He’s just maneuvering his arms around the guy to hug him, and the camera happened to catch his hand next to the guy’s hip.
Im afan of him he is so beautiful. We already have a baby. Love you Ronaldo.
I too think that he actually touching the guy’s hips and the photo just happens to be angled so it sort of looks like he’s touching the other guy’s junk. Sorry, boys, but I think this is much ado about nothing.
Ronaldo’s former g/f Irina Shayk, is now touted as the love interest for that other well known total heterosexualist Bradley Cooper. I mean, who are they fooling?
Child with a surrogate mother – Beardy g/f’s – yeah guys, he’s as bent as a nine bob note (queer as a three dollar bill for the Yanks). Poor guy, the trashing he’d get if he was out and honest. Maybe he’s a bit bi, but full on straight, sorry, no.
That looks like the angle of the photo. Please get a life Queens.
good taste too he has and he’s not afraid of color….
I was saying to myself if he is gay or just messing around the fact that hes not scared of being with a black man is encouraging.
There has never been any doubt that he’s gay. There is no shock and awe here.
“never been any doubt” In your mind only.
He’s flawless and has more money than Jesus Christ. He can fondle anyone he wants.
Looks to me like he is reaching around the guys left side to hug him. I think many of us wish the beautiful, muscular and talented Cristiano was gay. If only.
I agree with you, thats what I saw when I saw the picture. I dont even believe the man is gay. I think its alot of wishful thinking.
he’s not gay, he’s just flexible. Isn’t that what the gay4pay performers say? They don’t like labels.
Why is a gay guy who only tops so obsessed with Gay4Pay guys who actually bottom?
I feel so sorry for this guy. He must be miserable. He is so freaking hot, perfect looks and perfect body but he is a prisoner IF he cannot be himself. He could not come out because the world soccer fans would be so brutal.
I love this video:
He will come out of the closet when he retires from soccer. And I don’t think he feels miserable because a. his mother loves him, b. he has enough money on his bank account, c. probably gets some gay sex from time to time!
He is rock hard too. Look at that bulge
Seriously? “Faggot?” No wonder I don’t enjoy the site any more.
Oh I thought we were still allowed to use that word with each other…
And PS, that word’s been tossed around on this site for as long as it’s been in existence. http://thesword.com/?s=faggot&x=69&y=14
The F word should be put in the ash can of history like the N word.
whatever happened to Zach anyway? Does he have a blog somewhere else?
And that bulge does not seem to just be a normal bulge… it looks suspiciously like a hard-on ;)
Man people are just fucking desperate for a story.
That being said, I wouldn’t put it past him if he was possibly bisexual. Lots of Europeans are more comfortable with their sexuality than us uptight Americans are, and clearly many neurotic Asians as well. It wouldn’t surprise me if he’s dabbled a bit with man-on-man action, but it was probably all oral.
It’s completely normal for any red-blooded man to get the hots for another man from time to time, even if some will not admit it to themselves or others. Beauty loves beauty.