Listen, if you’re someone who is able to use your thighs to absolutely crush a full-size watermelon, then it’s your civic duty to go out, buy a melon, and film yourself obliterating that piece of fruit with your legs. Lucky for us, TikTok user @trevor_wagner_ is a man of the people and just posted a video of him doing that exact thing. To honor him and his melon-destroying muscles, we’ve decided to include his vid in our weekly round of horny TikTok videos. so take a look at this clip and many others below, and be sure to let us know your favorite TikTok of the week down in the comments!
This is about our 100th time saying airports are the horniest places on the planet:
@missnickiewantie #gay #lgbt #travel ♬ First Class – Jack Harlow
Be careful about how you decorate your room:
@morrcaden I’m here for my interview #gayhumor #fyp #gaytok #gay #single #gaytok #fypシ #pride #lgbt ♬ original sound – Caden Morris
The boys of Discretion Advised talk about the military men on Grindr:
@discadpod Marc’s recent military experience 🥴 #DiscAdPod #military #militarybase #gay #gaytok #MoveWithTommy #ByeByeSundayBlues #ComeDanceWithMe #ScreamItOut ♬ original sound – Discretion Advised
One of the most useful exercises we’ve ever seen:
@kaneisnotgoodmaximum gains trust me♬ As It Was – Harry Styles
When he goes in too fast:
@kierangilleece #gay ♬ original sound – Alia DeSantis
Guessing this guy won’t be looking at these videos anytime soon:
@psyloc We still cool but he no longer gets to see my feet. #lgbtq #gay #bi #gaytok #lgbt #feet ♬ original sound – carlieeilish
Gotta be careful what you keep open on your phone:
@jakethesnaaake_ Sometimes carplay is h*mophobic #gaytok #carplay ♬ original sound – Christian Ortega
This video isn’t supposed to be necessarily funny, but we can’t pass up watching a guy do this with his giant thighs:
@trevor_wagner_ Reply to @youremommmyy2134 ♬ original sound – Trevor Wagner
Okay, but so many of these video game scenes actually do look like this:
@its_louieee I am very passionate about this. Let’s hope this reaches the target audience #gaymer ♬ original sound – Louie
Who doesn’t love nice weather and enjoying the great outdoors?!:
@b_low93 Happy Earth Day 🌎 #fyp #gaytok #TalkingTree #lgbtq #gayboy #iykyk #fypシ #gaycouple ♬ original sound – Brandon Lowe
To explain bottoms in gaming porn, the fetish is seeing someone be comfortable and nonchalant in uncomfortable positions.
This is a power move for the bottom who you “can’t hurt” and is therefore “better than you.” It’s also hot for the top as he can use the bottom like a sex doll, making the bottom less than human.
People really enjoy superior/inferior dynamics. I personally never really “got” that, so I don’t relate to it but it fascinated me enough to want to understand it.
sometimes porn is just porn.
But IRL that position works better with the bottom on a an early 2000’s cocktail ottoman, rather than a flat surface.
Thanks for mansplaning for us. How utterly hetero of you.
Why waste good fruit? It is a sin to waste food this way.
He ate it so what was wasted?