Since apparently semen cookbooks and cumsicles are not enough, we’re glad that students at England’s leading university are furthering the semen cause. “We refuse to think that in this world there is not even one young person in [pajamas] hidden between the four walls of his room able to spend 3 hours a day on this challenge,” the contest holders write.
Once you register on the website and send these pervs your address, they will send you a regulation jug. Competitors must send photographic evidence of their progress after six months. The first man to fill his jug wins, pending verification. The prize? 50 liters of milk a month for a year. Just what we always wanted!
Below, sample photographs tracking the progress of gross men from around the globe. Then, a trailer explaining the contest. It can be viewed in six different languages. To borrow a phrase from our doctor, this semen thing is about to go viral.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.