Damian Rios Went to Room 604, And All We Got Was This Lousy Report

“As we are walking into the elevator, we decided we needed to see what
was in 604. As we pressed the 6th floor button we started to get a
little apprehensive but went on as planned towards the madness. We
walked down the corridor and followed the loud moans and groans of
someone beyond 604 getting pounded. As we approached 604, we said to
each other “maybe we should go,” but we didn’t. The door was already
cracked open, all we needed to do was open it and walk in. Christian
got nervous so I said “I’ll open it and you look what’s inside.” Of
course he backed away from the door as I began to open it, so I looked.
At the end of the room directly in front of the door sitting in a chair
was a heavy set man in a wife beater jerking his meat. As soon as we
saw him we turned and ran as fast as we could.”

Not the nicest description of Andy Bell we’ve ever heard, but at least it puts our IML mystery to rest.