For anyone who still wants to listen to him, the above clip is two and a half minutes of Dan Savage justifying the open sexual relationship he has with his husband Terry Miller (hope neither of them ever brings home something “extra” to share). I support being a slut, but I’m not interested in someone using clunky euphemisms to defend their slutty behavior. Just be a slut! Stop talking about it. “Humans are programmed to seek sexual variety”? What a patronizing and inhuman excuse for anyone who’s ever cheated on their spouse. Sorry, honey, I was programmed to do it.