Open since Memorial Day, the Bayview Walk party house is staffed by the five hot guys wearing the ugly bathing suits below. (Sorry, but it has become clear to us that David Mason is the only designer fag who should be allowed near spandex.) Every weekend, “Daniel’s boys” will be joined by special guests like super-tranny Amanda Lepore and porn-cum-pop star daddy Colton Ford.
Starting July 3, Nardicio will throw a weekly Friday underwear party (“When I started it six years ago, people protested,” Nardicio told HX. “Now every fucking bar on the island does it. I thought, ‘I’m going to show them how it’s done!’”) and he’ll also be throwing a Lady Gaga lookalike contest judged by the Lady herself, which will include a drag queen impersonator from Atlantic City named Porker Face.
Just don’t expect to be riding that meth wave through Monday afternoon, because Nardicio will be sanitizing the house during the week to make way for things like yoga and spa days. “The house is like my body,” he says. “During the week my body is a temple but on the weekend it’s a playground.” Sure, Daniel — your body is a temple, and alcohol is our god. We’ll see you in the hot tub.
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