Nardicio then commenced a search for Atlantic City’s best drag queen to
take back to Manhattan with him, discovering an unnamed diva whom he
insisted will blow everyone away (She’s “Mr. Peanut meets Patti
LaBelle,” he said). Furthermore, according to reports, “Later that
night the hotel became a hotbed of sexual activity as the cast found
dates at the bar and everyone ended up bed hopping.”
It doesn’t matter if the gays get chased out of town because as long as
you can find some trannies and a dive bar with some blood on the wall,
all the boys will come-a-callin’.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.