Dark Alley Releases Jesus Porn In Time for Easter

“The element of shock from today, was also present [historically],” says
von Fistenberg, a classically trained musician. “Notorious Caravaggio painted
the characters of his religious scenes and mythological subjects as if they had
just stepped out of his surroundings. My Jesus is quite a normal guy as well…
he has his urges and acts on them.”

While Passio pays homage to the passion plays of the Middle Ages, and
traditions of religious representation from the Renaissance to Mel Gibson, it’s
doubtful whether the religious right will see it that way. (“From Michelangelo
to Mantegna, Piero Della Francesca to Paul Gauguin,” maintains von
Fistenberg, “images of Jesus Christ have offended, delighted, outraged,
and inspired the devout.”) Danny Fox is sure an inspiration to us but the
movie seems fashioned as much for controversy as genuflection.

In the past year, Fox News has become a top publicity source for deviants seeking press.
First, San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom was pilloried by Bill O’Reilly for
pronouncing February 23 to be “COLT Studio Day.” Later, the San
Francisco-based Folsom Street Events was subject to rants by Fox News’ Sean
Hannity over a Last Supper tableau used on the poster for the Folsom Street Fair.

Doesn’t anyone like chocolate bunnies anymore?

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0 thoughts on “Dark Alley Releases Jesus Porn In Time for Easter”

  1. it’s movies like this that cause the Xtian right to think that gays are caused nine 11. i know it’s cool to be edgy or whatever and i’m sure that you have great artisitic integrity or whatever, but von “Fistenburg” really should think about the consequences of this. would you do this in a muslim country? maybe you should team up with your rival lucas to do a mohammed porn

  2. WOW! A cast of 6 models and a running time of 1 hour, 9 minutes. Sounds like a really well made film! I especially love Jesus’s disciples covered with bad 1990’s tribal tattoos! As Christian would say, the whole thing is a Hot Tranny Mess!

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