The lawsuit against Craigslist accuses the corporation of creating “the largest source of prostitution in America.” Like us, the Chicago sheriff has been trolling erotic services for years. Unlike us, he wants them taken down.
Fresh out of jail following his arrest for pandering, David Forest and his army of porn star meet-and-greeters are choreographing a dance to perform over Craigslist’s grave. In an email to The Sword, Forest writes:
I’m so happy. Craig’s List has totally deteriorated… everything I’ve been “championing” the past 27 years … as far as the FEES charged for model’s/stars’ private meetings.
What Forest means is that he has been championing high prices while Craigslist has made escorts more affordable. Yes, that’s an outrage if you’re a pimp, but if you’re an escort customer it sounds pretty sweet. Forest has a prediction, though:
I think the Craig’s List’s “erotic services” area will be HISTORY in the next several weeks. They can’t afford to defend major lawsuits like this one.
Actually, yes they can. Those masseurs offering handjobs in exchange for syringes and power bars have daddies in the form of high-powered corporate defense attorneys who represent Craigslist, which will make over $100 million this year, and the ridiculously rich eBay, which owns a quarter of Craigslist. Still, we have faith that there’s room in this world for Forest’s mega-watt porn stars as well as Craigslist’s no-name skanks.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.