While executing a search warrant at the residence of a Houston mortician, the FBI made a gruesome discovery: 3,178 embalmed human penises.
A dozen federal agents of the FBI’s Evidence Response Team were still identifying, collecting, and packing jars more than six hours after their arrival on the site.
The defendant, Dave Murray, will remain in custody until a psychiatric exam determines if he’s fit to stand a trial.
Since he’s been at this over a decade, clearly he’s crazy for cocks. But is a psych exam really necessary to label him as a batshit sick mother fucker?
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Or, back to our regularly scheduled pornography