DETAILS Would Be Better If Its Penis Were Longer

Take-aways from the article:

– Men with large penises often like to whip them out when drunk at parties (we already knew this).

– Trojan Magnum condoms are actually no larger than their standard condoms in length or circumference, and the brand is actually just a clever marketing ploy to attract the eyes of arrogant douchebags who think their grand six inches are gonna bust a standard rubber wide open.

Jonah Falcon may have the largest penis in the world, at 13.5 inches (a few inches bigger than Ben Andrews or Ralph Woods) but he’s still a thirty-eight year old who lives with his mother and has a show about the Yankees on public access.  He lost his virginity at 10, but hasn’t had a relationship since 1996. Ah, sweet justice.

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0 thoughts on “DETAILS Would Be Better If Its Penis Were Longer”

  1. I don’t think of myself as a loser, and neither does anyone who actually knows me. I find people who make such statements to be disatisfied with their OWN lives.

  2. Jonah Falcon’s story is a strong argument it is NOT how big it is, but what you do with it that counts.

    I’ve always thought that was total bullsh!t, now I am confused. He must be a loser.

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