Did Pierce Paris Actually Shove A Cactus Up His Ass?

This ain’t it!

Porn God Pierce Paris just won Best Porn Star for the second year in a row at the Cybersocket Web Awards, but we don’t think it was for this. The star surprised us all earlier this week when he posted a Twitter video where is looks like he’s sitting down on a cactus and is shoving it up his own ass. I feel like if you’re one of the A-list talents in the industry you have access to more than enough actual sex toys and shouldn’t have to shove random plants up your hole, but what do I know? Maybe this is his way of reducing plastic. Instead of fucking his man cunt with a regular, plastic dildo, he’s using what the Earth gave him.

https://twitter.com/PierceParisXXX/status/1216037086727262208

Now we have to ask if this video is real. Is it actually inside his hole? Is he just sitting on it? If it is in his ass, does he have something over it to protect himself from the prickly parts of the cactus? Did it actually hurt or is he just acting up for the camera? Did this scar his hole? There’s a second, bigger cactus in the background – did he try to shove that one into his man cunt as well? Did he already own these plants? Did he buy these plants specifically for ass fucking purposes? Was he in the nursery at Home Depot, saw a cactus, and immediately thought that he needed to shove it up his own booty? Did he have to ask someone who works at Home Depot which breed of cactus is best to shove up one’s own ass? Did they have an answer? I need someone to figure this all out for me.

https://twitter.com/PierceParisXXX/status/1216564430281965568

The porn star replied to a fan on Twitter and said that he is “all good” and that he “just made it look extreme! I got tricks.” This makes me thing he’s pulling one over on us and he didn’t actually try to fuck the entire plant. Which honestly, thank God for that. He probably did it for some reactions on Twitter and that’s fine. Just as long as we aren’t actually shoving things like that in our own holes. But if there is some version of hell where this is legit and Pierce has give up cock for plants, more power to him. I would love to continue reporting on Pierce and his weird plant-fucking antics.

If that’s a Euphorbia cactus the sap is toxic and those spines will also cause damage to your sweet hole!!!! Please seek medical attention ASAP if you’re feeling sick

— nvcumdump (@nvcumdump) January 11, 2020

And I hope I don’t actually have to say this, but please don’t fucking try this at home. If @nvcumdump on Twitter is correct, that’s actually a toxic cactus and isn’t really meant for shoving up your own ass.

If you want to see more of Pierce where he isn’t riding random flora, catch him over at Raging Stallion, Men.com, and Hot House.