Because there is one:
MISTER is the new mobile app for men who value strength, masculinity, authenticity and maturity. If you like the idea of a dating app with less attitude, then download MISTER and join hundreds of thousands of adult men today.
Grindr is so over. It’s too generic and anyone can join. Ugh. We don’t want to meet just anyone. We need things to be whittled down and specific. We need things to be segregated (but not in a racist way!) so we can only find and fuck the kind of men we truly like. Real men. Manly men. Before, on Grindr, we had to settle for whoever was closest, even if they were too femme or, God forbid, fat. Then came Scruff, which was a worthy effort if you were into bears, but honestly if you’ve seen one bear, you’ve seen them all. MISTER solves all these problems. MISTER is the key.
MISTER is for real men:
We ask our members to consider affirming a set of sexual safety values we call “The MISTER Code.” We are all committed to creating an online community that is affirming, healthy and fun.
MISTER encourages users to follow the MISTER Code, a shared set of values. As a community, we agree these things are important, both online and in the real world.
- Maturity: MISTERs act like adults. No games. No attitude
- Integrity: MISTERs live authentically and honestly
- Safety: MISTERs protect themselves and their partners, emotionally and physically
- Truth: MISTERs represent themselves accurately in their profiles
- Enjoyment: MISTERs value mutually pleasurable experiences.
- Respect: MISTERs treat each other with respect
Are you prepared to live by an iPhone app’s (also available for Androids) code of conduct if you want to fuck a silver daddy? Are hook-up apps with integrity the wave of the future? Sex with integrity is everywhere these days, so why not integrate integrity into your phone, too? And why stop with MISTER?
I would like an iPhone app to help me fuck twinks. Twinks with integrity, ideally. And also let’s have one for trannies only. Keep them separate. To make things easier and less awkward for everyone, there should probably be individual iPhone hook-up apps specifically for blacks, Latinos, and Asians, too. Keep everyone away from each other because everyone has specific tastes and everyone is only into fucking one specific type of man. For example: If you aren’t a masculine, authentic, and mature man, you can’t use MISTER. Sorry.