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TAYLOR LAUTNER NOMINATED FOR “WORST SCREEN COUPLE” AT 2010 RAZZIES!
“If the Razzies had expanded its top category, “Twilight: New Moon” would’ve been nominated for worst picture since it came in sixth place in the voting, so alas, it got snubbed.
” ‘Twilight: New Moon’ just wasn’t bad enough,” Wilson adds, noting that its star Taylor Lautner also barely missed out receiving a nomination for worst supporting actor. Nonetheless, he was cited along with “Twilight” costars in the category for worst screen couple as “Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Whatz-His-Fang.” Pattinson is nominated for worst supporting actor, and “New Moon” is listed in the race for worst screenplay.”
http://goldderby.latimes.com/awards_goldderby/2010/01/razzie-awards-razzies-nominations-7594106284-news-story-article.html
Oh, wow.
Here’s a homoerotic re-edit of VISION QUEST. Pretty gay stuff!
*RED HOT TAYLOR LAUTNER ALERT*
TAYLOR IS IN TALKS TO REMAKE ‘VISION QUEST’ AS THE SCANTILY CLAD, HIGH-SCHOOL WRESTLER
So your obsession could get a little more agonizing, Paul. You’ll get to watch him manhandle other teenage muscle hunks on the floor, wearing skin-tight singlets.
http://www.fandango.com/movieblog/taylor-lautner-to-remake-cheesy-80s-movie-586826.html
And here’s a little Matthew Modine-cake from the vintage film, just for good measure. Imagine this with Lautner:
P.S. You don’t have to thank me for giving you breaking Taylor news. If the TAYLOR LAUTNER VISION QUEST comes out, just give me video rights to the moment the cops hand-cuff you for whipping it out in a public theater!
Lautner really does have gayvoice.
That doesn’t amount to him sucking my dick. But maybe someone’s, some day …
The whole time I was watching this show, I was picking out the moments that you would post.
Didn’t miss one.