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Haters To The Left. There’s Nothing For You To Trash In “Tarzan”

How hot the first Diego Sans’ scene in “Tarzan” is sends a two-word message to all of the parody trolls and Diego haters out there: Fuck You.

Let’s be clear. It’s not just how hot Diego Sans’ hairy body looks dripping wet in a loincloth. Or the lush Costa Rican rainforest. Or the magic that always happens when Marc MacNamara is directing Diego Sans. Or even camera work that defies the confines ordinarily experienced on blue screen. It’s that they all come together under a waterfall to to support the incredible sexual dynamics of the scene.

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Tobias, so smooth in total contrast to Diego, is sexy as fuck as the wayward westerner. The whole “Me Tarzan” bit? Props to MacNamara again. He handles the scene with a deft, light-hearted approach. That means the humorous aspect of a parody makes its first true appearance in gay porn while advancing the plot for the real reason we’re here.

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Great as it looks to us, I’m sure the jungle was anything but an air-conditioned studio scene centered on a fluffy mattress and plenty of electric outlets. Just saying. Mission accomplished as we’d never know that looking at the condition of these dicks.

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As for this, I have no words.

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Even after a decade plus working in porn, this was one of those rare times that made me forget what I do for a living and just become a fan again. Tobias and Diego are not just into the scene, they are into each other on a deep passionate level. That is enhanced by the setting and completed with Tobias on the receiving end of a Diego Sans facial as epic as the overall production itself.

[Watch Tobias & Diego Sans in “Tarzan A Gay XXX Parody Part 2”]

14 thoughts on “Haters To The Left. There’s Nothing For You To Trash In “Tarzan””

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    And trust me it’s something that you want to hear

    So honey zip your lips and enjoy the show
    Before we move into the stratosphere

    So won’t you…


    Buckle your seatbelt, put it on tight and keep your—


    In that chair until we turn off that light
    Turn your electrical devices off as fast as you can

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    [SPOKEN, flight attendant 2]
    For the .001 percent of you who have never operated a seatbelt before… Really?! I mean, it works like this. Insert the metal end into the buckle until it clicks and pull on the lose end to tighten making sure it fits low and tight across your lap. There you go! To open, lift on the top of the buckle. And remember, seat belts should be fastened whenever you’re seated just in case of unexpected turbulence or weather conditions

    Personal electronic devices should be turn off and properly stowed during taxi, take-off and landing. Laptops should be placed inside carry-ons or under the seat, not in seat back pockets or loose on the cushion next to you. Nice try!

    Your inflight team or the sign above will determine when electronics may or may not be used during flight

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    Now that you’re bopping your head to the rap scene
    Now that your eyes are glued to the flat screen
    If the cabin pressure’s changin’
    You know that we won’t be leavin’ you hangin’
    Pull your mask down first, don’t worry oxygen flows
    Tighten the straps after placing on your mouth and your nose
    If you’re traveling with someone, like a child for instance
    Put your mask on first before your offer assistance

    Now-now-now under your seat, there’s a life vest (life vest)
    First class, it’s below your center armrest
    Remove the pouch, tear it open, place it over your head
    Are we coming in clear, did you hear what we said?
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    Once off the plane, pull the handles and your vest will inflate
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    Blow into the red tube and you’ve got a refill
    There’s a bright locator light and it’s right on your shoulder
    Thank you for your attention, this robot rap is over

    [SUNG, flight attendant 3]
    Just in case we must evacuate (ooh)
    We’ve got a plan of attack (we’ve got a plan of attack!)
    Four window exits on this airplane (over the wings)
    Four exit doors, two in the front (and two in the back!)


    In the unlikely event we need to get you outside
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    [SPOKEN, child 2]
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    [SUNG, all]
    So tonight (tonight!) get ready to fly (we’re gonna fly!)
    ‘Cuz we’re gonna live it on up in the sky
    Virgin America knows all the places you wanna be
    Fly away with me, fly away with me
    Tonight, get ready to fly
    ‘Cuz we’re gonna live it on up in the sky
    Virgin America knows all the places you wanna be
    Fly away with me, fly away with me, yeah

  2. Help these people suffering from anorexia and body image issues. These are poor economy travelers on a metaphorical journey of life. Send support and kindness for these losers, whores, and plebeians.

  3. The effort going into men.com’s parodies is actually impressive.

    Hop skip and a jump away from original programming…..please keep going…….

  4. Mhh i dont think so little cunt I can tell to u and all who like some how Diego CUNT shit – go fcuk urself. There is nothing interesting and nothing good in him…. all I can say that is dumb dick head stuff whose work is to get more and more money for…… NOTHING (to look ridiculous; being boring; his look is a not like Tarzan, is like a Chita and like some shit). So for the person who write that i can only tell – u r some STUPID idiot who can not see anything more than his nose

    1. And u r some shit cunt right? All here are some kind of sluts, but unfortunately nobody pays for ur services bc is not worth it liek Diego. like u and like all here

    1. you knew there would be a condom, you obviously don’t like them, so why’d you watch other than to have something to complain about?

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