Soon all speculation will end as to whether Levi will show off his Alaska baked salmon: his Playgirl shoot is tomorrow in New York City. In the mean-time, Sarah Palin’s daughter’s baby daddy is busy chatting up gay porn stars. Here’s Diesel’s account (edited to omit superfluous periods and capitilization):
So I’m sitting in the crowd and this cute little guy (boy next door type) is standing there! I talk to him for a big, says he’s here for the show. The next thing I know they are presenting the award to Levi Johnston. The guy that I was talking to starts walking to the stage. OMG! OMG! I’m talking to “this guy” and the guy was Levi Johnston. I had no clue he was there! And here I am talking to him and I didn’t recognize him.
I was talking to Levi like 5 mins before getting his award — typical str8 talk about the girls and the crazy awards show! All that time I should have had my camera running!
After Levi picked up his award — an 11-inch silver dildo — for Mainstream-to-Porn Crossover, Diesel followed the scorching hot fuckstud to his limo and captured some footage. That’s Diesel’s signature voice at the end of the clip, welcoming Levi to New York.
For a fun and detailed account of Levi’s night at the Fleshbot awards, click here.
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