Apparently Diesel is tired of being so slim. (Much like we’re tired of being so heterosexual.) He writes:
“I’m not sitting back drinking a beer, or eating McDonald’s like some Fat Slob!!! I’m pushing and pushing…. I push myself in my Scenes and in the Gym…. Fuck that Jock body bullshit…… I saw the changing times, the Jock body was In!!! FUCK THAT!!!! I had enough of that shit… Its time to go back to the Muscle Guys!!!! U twinks had Ur chance and more power to the Twinky Jocks……I’m no Twink, or Daddy, I’m some where in the middle…. And U know what… all summer I went slimmer for that classic Ripped body and I’m tired of it!!!!! I want muscle now!!! […] “I” make the trends now!!!!! So fuck that skinny shit!!!! I’ll leave the skinny shit for the models walking runway, I don’t do runway I fuck hot guys!!!!
Where is this rambling ire coming from? Drama at the Folsom Street Festival?
“at Folsom I had my Reality Check!!! These Rookies coming up nowadays don’t care who they step on or Who they fuck over!!!! I always thought that there was Respect for the Game and Guys who have been doing this for years, I thought they earned a Certain amount of Respect!!! FUCK THAT!!!! THAT GAME IS DEAD!!! Its a free for all!!!!”
Rivalries with bodybuilding pornstars?
Shit I’m taking on the Matthew Rush, Eric Rhodes, and the Rest of the Big Boys!!! I bet the Fans would love to see me Fucking the Big Boys, cause U and I know that I will Pick Them Up and Fuck them like Little boys…. When have ya ever seen Eric Rhodes getting fucked like a little boy and thrown around???…..Never!!! When have U seen Matthew Rush being picked up and tossed like a Rag Doll Never!!! I think its time that it happened!!! I have alot of things Up my Sleeve!!
We think it’s time too, Diesel!!
What does all this mean? It may just be new angling for publicity, but could it be that Mr. Washington’s taste in men is changing? We have it on some authority that skinny young twinks are a favorite type of his, and said twinks are often surprised to find out that they strike the muscle-man’s fancy. The initial surprise usually gives way to rough intercourse and big smiles all around, of course.
Slimsters, bow your heads in regret. You may have lost a dear ally — one of those rare muscle men who gets off twisting twinksters into pretzels and fucking them “Bully” style. Can anyone picture Erik Rhodes doing this??
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