In the wake of his Grabbys win for Best Porn Star Blog (he won Performer of the Year too), Diesel Washington is embracing his new superstar blogger status. Last week, the inventive top insisted that he was all about cuddling and foreplay. Today, he wrote that cuddling and foreplay are bullshit.
Diesel wants to fuck, dammit, but his new boyfriend can’t take a big dick on his ass. To add insult to blue-ball injury, Diesel’s boyfriend just got his wisdom teeth out, removing oral sex from the drawing board as well.
Sex between Us is starting to annoy me.. but I’m being patient as I can possibly be But at the same time, their Wisdom teeth are bothering them.. So that takes Oral off the list as well.
Sounds like now is the perfect time to take advantage of some post-op pain-killers and learn all about bully fucking, but we’ll step back and allow the budding couple to work it all out in the privacy of Diesel’s blog. In the mean-time, Diesel, why not send your new man some flowers and a buttplug starter set? It may also help not to refer to your new relationship as “this dating shit.”
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wasn’t he straight?
DW’s problem is that he doesn’t know when to shut the fuck up. Hope the boyfriend makes a run for it … who wants to be with this kvetching, whiney, irritating man?
Diesel is the sexiest man i have ever seen!!!
D man my ass is always availible buddy
;)
DW is not attractive.
Maybe Diesel should try adding another boyfriend, slave or fuckbuddies to their relationship.
An auxiliary ass supply greatly relieves stress on one bottom and pacifies ruthless, huge-dicked tops like Diesel.