In the wake of his Grabbys win for Best Porn Star Blog (he won Performer of the Year too), Diesel Washington is embracing his new superstar blogger status. Last week, the inventive top insisted that he was all about cuddling and foreplay. Today, he wrote that cuddling and foreplay are bullshit.
Diesel wants to fuck, dammit, but his new boyfriend can’t take a big dick on his ass. To add insult to blue-ball injury, Diesel’s boyfriend just got his wisdom teeth out, removing oral sex from the drawing board as well.
Sex between Us is starting to annoy me.. but I’m being patient as I can possibly be But at the same time, their Wisdom teeth are bothering them.. So that takes Oral off the list as well.
Sounds like now is the perfect time to take advantage of some post-op pain-killers and learn all about bully fucking, but we’ll step back and allow the budding couple to work it all out in the privacy of Diesel’s blog. In the mean-time, Diesel, why not send your new man some flowers and a buttplug starter set? It may also help not to refer to your new relationship as “this dating shit.”
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