So, since we know you’re going to watch it anyway as soon as this shit flies onto your Facebook newsfeed or into your inbox, we figured we’d give you the link to this very high quality version of the allegedly “rare,” unreleased director’s cut of American Life, shot in 2003 but chopped apart due to the images of missiles and Middle Eastern children carrying bullets, which were too controversial so soon after the launch of the Iraq War.  [ed note: never one of our favorites of her oeuvre, particularly the rap, but there are many shots of hot male models in the video.]

Hurry up and watch it here. Madge’s minions might be onto this shit in mere hours and the poor French gay who uploaded it will be slapped with a cease-and-desist signed in her very own vampire blood.

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