So it’s with great pleasure that we came across this post from homemadesextoys.com in which some marvelous New-Depression-Era secrets are shared for getting the most bang for your sex toy buck at your local dollar store. Below, a few ideas for turning children’s toys and party favors into poor man’s dildos and butt plugs. Also, please refer to our previous post regarding laycations and other ideas for surviving the downturn in full gay style.
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A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.