I mean it.
First, I need to apologize for being almost six months late in acknowledging the existence of the most insanely perfect human being of all time: Sean Lawrence. I apologize.
Let me be clear: If and when Sean Lawrence has gay sex with another man, I will retire from blogging forever because the blog post I write about Sean Lawrence having gay sex with another man will be the last blog post I will ever be able to write, and it will look something like this:
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In case you somehow missed him over the past six months…Sean Lawrence:
[MenAtPlay: Sean Lawrence]