Tis the season for scary sex parodies, but is Dexter the best fit for the gay porn treatment? The folks over at ColbyKnox offer up the latest in their growing line of pop culture parodies…but does it get you horny, or horrified?
When done right, spooks and sex work beautifully together. NakedSword’s Scared Stiff masterfully skewered the slasher craze, and the sequel The Amityville Whore turned its attention to the supernatural to scary good effect. ColbyKnox got into the game two years ago with its award-winning Scream paordy, then gave us its amazing celebration of the ’80s with last year’s Interview Hotshots. That’s a lot to live up to, and the anticipation has been high for the studio’s love letter to Dexter: New Blood.
Clocking in at just over 28 minutes, this entry casts Colby Chambers as the titular character, and real life hubby Mickey Knox as his prey. Mickey soon finds himself bound and helpless on the killer’s table (with the requisite plastic sheets surrounding the action, ready to catch any blood splatter…err, make that cum splatter).
Mickey is helpless to resist the dildo and cock that gets shoved down both of his holes (he also gets a sock in his mouth), although Dex does get in a few licks on his captive’s dick (which seems very un-Dexter like to me, but I’m happy to see it)—all as apparent punishment for Mickey masquerading as a top, his recent conquests taped to the makeshift plastic wall.
Mickey cums and then gets stabbed with dildo and dick, Colby getting nice and verbal along the way (“Fucking say, ‘I’m a bottom!'”) before coating his victim’s hole. I imagine this parody will be much more polarizing than the studio’s previous two popular ones, and your mileage may vary in relation to your love for kinky fetish action. What say you…does this Dexter turn you on?
Not my cup of tea ☕
Sorry but this was beyond foul. Whatever meth alley you found these things at, return them.
At the end of the day it is okay bondage porn.
A great swing but foul tip.
Hmmm, this would’ve been better if Colby had really gotten rid of his loser of a husband. Interesting how Colby can be SOOOO HOT and Knox SOOOO NOT.
I always imagined the show was a metaphor for this exact thing anyway. They channeled my id.