Please see below for pictorial evidence of time’s toll on an action hero’s body.
Click to see the NSFW version of the beach paparazzi photo at right, including the 6′ 5″ stud’s shrunken, uncut peen.
CLICK RIGHT PHOTO FOR NSFW NAKEDNESS
Beefcake Space Alien from Early 80s B-Movie/Porno
The Village People’s ‘Sex Over the Phone’ (1985)
Gay Public Access ca. 1994: The Paul Kent Show
‘Clue’ to Get Remade By Asshole Who Made ‘Pirates’ Movies
Dolph Lundgren Snapped Naked On Beach (Tabloid Prodigy)
UPDATE: Well hello, lawyer letter from Playgirl. In other news, Playgirl can afford a lawyer? Images removed.
The Homosexual Recruiter Association celebrates another success today now that former Menudo boy bander Angelo Garcia has done the yep-i'm-gay thing. And to celebrate, he's posing nude.