Now, Ain’t That A Pisser

As it turns out, when it comes to the next resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, silence isn’t the only thing that’s golden.

Since the election, The Sword has, by design, been a “politics-free” zone. That’s not going to change much after November 20th either. Except on those rare occasions when that world and ours, err … cross streams. This is one of those times.

It seems the “leaks” is WikiLeaks is both literal, and apparently not as welcome by some when it has nothing to do a certain former Senator from New York.

One of the more fluid allegations against DJT (yes, I am avoiding spelling the name out whenever possible) is that he paid prostitutes to perform a ‘golden shower show’ in front of him on a bed the Obamas slept on at the Ritz-Carlton in Moscow.

Have to give it to Newsweek’s Taylor Wolford. He sure knew this was the time to use a yellow highlighter.

This Gothamist headline sums it all up: “Russian Intelligence’s Donald Trump Blackmail Trove Includes (Unverified) ‘Golden Showers’ Details”. Meanwhile, The Guardian claims that the FBI was given the dossier by Senator John McCain.

Buzzfeed has taken it further by publishing said dossier, “The dossier, which is a collection of memos written over a period of months, includes specific, unverified and potentially unverifiable allegations of contact between Trump aides and Russian operatives, and graphic claims of sexual acts documented by the Russians.”

Of course, Herr Orange disputes the claims:

While his lawyer, Michael Cohen, told Mic, “Clearly the person who created this did so from their imagination or did so hoping that the liberal media would run with this fake story for whatever rationale they might have.”

There are many, many disturbing aspects to this story, not the least of which is the visuals it puts in our heads. The best way to send them packing is to replace them with imagery more palatable.
For example, 500 plus scenes where the only thing that is golden IS the showers, not the 24K plate on the fixtures.

If nothing else, it does help set agenda for our future FLOTUS. Before she starts channeling the resources of her office for, “Finding moose and squirrel,” she needs to direct the staff to install rubber sheets in the Lincoln Bedroom.

And with that, Harlan out.

 
And now, back to our regularly scheduled pornography.