Like other shameless soap stars of the era, Knots Landing star Donna Mills revealed her makeup and beauty tips in this Vaseline-on-the-lens, 55-minute masterpiece — which has curiously been scrubbed from her IMDB page — and lets loose with some fantastically soft-core porn lines, delivered sexy-voiced from the tub like, “Start out with a sultry bubble bath… give yourself over to romance and glamour.” She then has a mini-orgasm.
And holy shit, the outfits.
This goes out to you, Deven Green. This one could use a new voiceover too. UPDATE!: Oh, snap. See below for the spoof Deven already made.
Huh… kind of reminds us of this. Also, our pal Zach at Unzipped sent us this softcore masterwork by Donna, which is sort of like early Playboy Channel meets a Japanese karaoke video.
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OMG the original is its OWN parody!
“It takes a lot of effort to look natural and a little makeup!”
“Let’s slip into something fabulous” — a bloated, Dick Tracy mobster suit.
I still prefer Angela Lansbury’s bath-tub masturbation in “Positive Moves”. She’s written more than murders with those fingers…