Well, I’m fucking bored! Zack Snyder, the titular director of the famed Zack Snyder’s Justice League, just revealed that his upcoming Netflix movie Army of the Dead isn’t going to be anywhere near as good as it could have possibly been.
Speaking with The Sunday Times, the director revealed that his upcoming zombie heist film was originally supposed to feature a very X-rated scene that showed a zombie stripper in an apocalyptic Las Vegas swinging his mauled cock around.
“We had a sequence where one of the male strippers had a huge penis with a bite taken out of it,” Snyder divulged. “We thought that was too much.”
Boo! Show us some undead dong! Like, there probably would be an entire new audience for this movie if there was the promise of seeing some mutilated dick on screen. There’s an entire website devoted to male nudity in movies and this film could have been immortalized there for the rest of eternity, but nooooooo! It’s “too much” to see some CGI dick in a film. Boo!
I mean, I’m not out here actively looking to see zombie dick, but I still think it would be pretty fun to see some supernatural schlong in a film again. The last time we saw some true quality zombie cock grace our screens was Bruce LaBruce’s 2010 film L.A. Zombie Hardcore – pictured above.
That movie is definitely more intense and more explicit than anything Zack Snyder could possibly put in a Netflix film, but it’d still be nice to see even a hint of zombie cock in a new movie release every now and then.
What do you think? Do you think that a comedic zombie dick scene is too much for an apocalyptic action film? Sound off in the comments below and if you’re craving some naked zombies, you can watch the entire L.A. Zombie Hardcore film right here.
Awful movie. It’s a rip off of a GTA San Andreas mission. The movie was also unnecessarily long. It’s stupid over blown.
You have got to be desperate to be looking at Zombie Cock! Get real! I’m starting to think children write this, oh Ah Zombie Wee Wees!