‘Drag Race’ Hunk Joey Jay Gets Mysterious Tally Mark Tattoo

When you see a gay man with random black tally marks on their body, do you automatically assume they’ve been keeping track of how many raw loads they’ve recently taken or do you assume it’s something else?

Well, we always assume tally marks relate to creamy loads of man seed, so imagine our surprise when we saw Joey Jay‘s newest tattoo! The RuPaul’s Drag Race season thirteen contestant can be seen in a recent tweet rocking some ink that resembles black tally marks that add up to thirteen.

While our first thought it is that Joey must have taken a baker’s dozen worth of loads, common sense tells us that he got this tattoo to celebrate being on Drag Race season thirteen. But since we’re perverts and our brains are broken, we can’t stop looking at the tattoo and imagining this man getting thirteen globs of baby goo shot into his guts.

We’re not the only ones with sick minds though! Fellow racer Denali replied to Joey’s announcement of the tattoo with a meme of a gaping Kermit The Frog. So I guess everyone just assumed Joey’s new tat was about raw loads!

We’re sure that Joey knew what he was doing when he got this tattoo. Sharpie tally marks are a very common staple in gay porn and in sex, so we’d be surprised if he didn’t know their alternative meaning.

But just in case Joey (or anyone else out there) needs to educate themselves with some tally mark porn, there are some raw fuck videos over at Sketchy Sex and Young Hung Brit that will give you all the info you could ever need on the subject.

Check out some more hot pictures of Joey below, head here to see more of the Drag Race season thirteen queens out of drag, and be sure to follow Joey Jay over on Instagram for more steamy selfies.