They like neither the woman…
Presidential Candidate, New York-based Performer
“She’s a shrew bitch.”
Jackie Beat
Los Angeles-based Performer and DJ (Here’s Jackie, Jackie Beat Karaoke)
“She’s a blindly-ambitious, power-hungry cooze who cannot answer a simple question.”
Juanita MORE!
San Francisco-based Performer and DJ (Booty Call, Fag Fridays)
“She’s acting like a Republican.”
…nor her style.
Heklina
San Francisco drag impresario (Trannyshack)
“Power dyke!”
Juanita MORE!
“If she could squeeze her ass into hip American designer Marc Jacobs new collection, it would greatly improve her image.”
Hedda Lettuce
“I would leave her the exact way she is. The dumpier she looks the better I look.”
” [I’d] comb her hair so you can see the horns coming out of her evil head.”
Chicago-based Performer
The one thing that they could all agree on: they’re as interested
in taking polls as they are in taking poles. The candidate
they’re most likely to blow?
Heklina
“Barack Obama. The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice!”
“Barack Obama in a limo. John Edwards in an elevator. Mitt Romney in his wife’s bed!”
“To show you what a great American and presidential candidate I am I would blow all of them at the same time. And eat Hillary’s pussy between blowjobs to clean my palate.”
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I was thinking all morning that drag queens should be the new poster children for recycling. I don’t know how ‘green’ they are, but from what I’ve seen, the above included, their entire self is recycled. From the identically made-up faces, to every catty repeated one liner spat out like their tricks seed the night before to the repetitive numbers where the goal seems only to offend. And even that seemingly easy to accomplish recycled goal is usually unsuccessful.
But, I am sure you are all nice people.
Geez, gurls!
Seems like you been waaaay to much into the the thin white lines or all the layers of make-up and Aquanet have killed all rational brain cells you had left.
Whatever… Good thing not all middle-of-the-road American people will vote based on the ass they’ll rim or the tons of money they’ll get on their next gig.
There is gonna be change and change is good!
Cheers!