Racial stereotypes and spurious claims of tricking with Huckabee aside,
Ms. Lettuce has a number of unique positions on the real issues at
As discussed in a YouTube campaign
announcement, she may have the clearest plan of any candidate for
coping with global warming:
“If the world does go POP and we use this planet up like a hooker uses a Kleenex to wipe off
her chin, I personally will fly to Mars to see if we can populate that
planet and destroy it also.”
So please, gentle
Americans, take some time out from the confusing media clusterfucks of
caucuses and primaries, and hear what Hedda has to say on the issues
affecting us. And while you’re at it, visit her website to hear what she has to say to President Bush.
Below: "The Long Stroke," the cable news spoof, the candid photos, your new favorite euphemism and the great Christian retreat.
Show me an anti-gay activist and I'll show you someone who likes to fuck male hookers. Unzipped has tracked down the rabid homophobe George Reker's hooker. Is it a coincidence that the muscle twink sort of looks like Jesus?
Here's a contender for Gay Hooker Murderer Coverboy of the Year. 16-year-old Daniel Kovarbasich is accused of stabbing a 55-year-old married man to death. Evidence will include a dented pickle jar and gay porn. Also 50 stab wounds.
Darren Chiacchia, an equestrian who won an Olympic bronze medal in Athens, failed to have the "I just tested positive for HIV" talk with his boyfriend, so his boyfriend went to the police.
Dogs are not man's best friend if that man is a drugfucked circuit party homowhore who lives in Australia.