Two black guys from Cuba, a former model from Naples, a Rugby player from Rome and a man studying to enter the priesthood; or some of the 10 hookers — all tops, surprise — that one senior Catholic ordered from another.
Dan Balducci (pictured) is a 63-year old "Papal Gentleman," a husband, a father, a senior advisor to the Catholic church and a confidante to Pope Benedict.
Balducci was arrested February 10th on corruption charges after Italian investigators recorded him ordering hookers from an elite chorus singer at St. Peters, 29-year-old Thomas Eiham, who will be able to work as a rentboy agent full-time now that he’s been fired from the church.
A third man, Lorenzo Renzi, sang in the chorus with Eiham and helped round up the fucktoys. Renzi provides this choice quote in the transcript when giving advice to one of the hookers before a gig with Balducci:
"You’ll get up to 2,000 euros … Do not touch his balls. You need the money. Put on some music, take out the [inaudible], swallow the Viagra, and: adelante!"
"Don’t touch his balls"?
Investigators are wondering out loud whether these two Christ men are part of a larger organized network of rentboy agents. The Vatican hasn’t commented yet. They’d like to comment, but they can’t, because the freshly showered Rugby player is already in the cab and they’ve got to find the lube and shove some hemmorhoids back up in their assholes before he arrives.
Vatican hit by gay sex scandal (Guardian)
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