Dylan Lucas Surfer Porn Stars Who Don’t Do Any Surfing Are Also Cooks Who Don’t Do Any Cooking

Here is possibly the most awkward footage of anyone using a rolling pin I have ever seen.

Not only have I never seen any of the “surfer porn stars” on DylanLucas.com ever surf, now they are trying to make me believe that one of them is supposed to be cooking?

Lance Alexander is shaping up to be my #1 most awkward gay porn star crush of 2012, and this Dylan Lucas video of him pretending to make dough(?) only helps secure his position.

[DylanLucas.com: Brady Jensen Fucks Lance Alexander]

Brady Jensen eventually fucks Lance Alexander and, weird flour play aside, it’s one of the better videos posted to the site so far. Brady Jensen’s body is beyond belief, and Lance Alexander is one of the most unlikely and oddly convincing(?) bottoms I think I’ve ever watched:

[DylanLucas.com: Brady Jensen Fucks Lance Alexander]

 

12 thoughts on “Dylan Lucas Surfer Porn Stars Who Don’t Do Any Surfing Are Also Cooks Who Don’t Do Any Cooking”

  1. Brady Jensen is beautiful and he has sex with boys on camera. In my book that’s not straight.
    I do gay porn but you couldn’t pay me money to fuck a female in private, much less under the pressure of making a scene on camera.
    (I don’t know what he identifies himself as. I don’t really care.) So I see his porn as a public service. LOL.

    Having said that, Lance Alexander looks adorable on his back.
    I would grab those ankles in 2 seconds to watch that puppydog squirm under my bone.

    (No, Dillon isn’t my porn name.)

  2. Brady Jensen is one of the most beautiful men on the planet. I would enjoy just watching and listening to him read the phone book. Awesome.

  3. When are these studios going to learn they’re going to need to bring something to the table if they want to stay in the game? This scene was tired and I wasn’t convinced in the least bit. Isn’t Brady directing Dylan Lucas scenes too? What the hell does a g4p model who is in his twenties know what gay men want to see in porn? Its like everyone has run out of ideas but they keep pushing out the same old shit and expecting us to buy it.

  4. Brady is a ok bottom, but he’s passionless. Bel Ami should not have hired him, saw his videos and he pales in comparisons with the BA stars.

  5. Estelle, I’ve thought the same thing. It doesn’t take a genius to realize the entire twitter persona of these Dylan Lucas dudes is made up. It’s a shame, but all part of the act I guess. On another note, this was the first update in almost two weeks. How do they plan to keep subscribers by charging $25 a month? The next update will probably be another solo… lame.

  6. I would really like to know what he was thinking he could make?

    He was just pushing flour around the board..and then rolling it with a rolling pin.
    I’m not sure what he expected to happen?

    1. I totally agree, Lance’s attempt at cooking in this video is hilarious! But for me Lance Alexander is enchanting, a sweet, hunky band type with that lovely deep voice, it doesn’t matter to me what he does or doesn’t do. I just wish Brady had grabbed Lance’s adorable little tush under the apron, when Brady comes in…!

  7. No big surprise, a lot of the “DylanLucas” exclusive models twitter pages are mostly fake tweets written by NDM staff. The interviews on their blogs are bullshit as well. On Chad Logan’s video interview for Next Door Male he claimed he was from Lawton Oklahoma and was straight. When he became a Dylan Lucas exclusive he was from Dallas and gay.

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