When my roommate wrote an angry email to people at eHarmony a year ago, she had just wasted an hour filling out a series of questionnaires before learning that her vadge-lust was a deal-breaker for the Christian-run site. So along with 100 or so other people, she wrote to them and complained. And last night, eHarmony settled the suite by paying thousands of dollars to each and linking to a gay sister site: CompatiblePartners.net.
Let’s all take a moment to excuse ourselves so we can go outside and howl with victory.
I understand why filling out a compatibility test would make someone angry, and I understand that California corporations can’t discriminate against the gays. But what I do not understand is why, just why, anyone would fight for their right to join a straight dating service when we gays were the ones who invented this shit in the first place!
Gay party buses with open bars are crowding the road, and we’re trying to hitch a ride with a bunch of toothy breeders? Separate is not equal, but that doesn’t mean separate is always worse. And as paying customers with a surplus of gay dating options, shouldn’t we simply focus on the companies who actually want our business? I wouldn’t want to find love through a site that didn’t love me.
Below: "The Long Stroke," the cable news spoof, the candid photos, your new favorite euphemism and the great Christian retreat.
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Here's a contender for Gay Hooker Murderer Coverboy of the Year. 16-year-old Daniel Kovarbasich is accused of stabbing a 55-year-old married man to death. Evidence will include a dented pickle jar and gay porn. Also 50 stab wounds.
Darren Chiacchia, an equestrian who won an Olympic bronze medal in Athens, failed to have the "I just tested positive for HIV" talk with his boyfriend, so his boyfriend went to the police.
Dogs are not man's best friend if that man is a drugfucked circuit party homowhore who lives in Australia.