When my roommate wrote an angry email to people at eHarmony a year ago, she had just wasted an hour filling out a series of questionnaires before learning that her vadge-lust was a deal-breaker for the Christian-run site. So along with 100 or so other people, she wrote to them and complained. And last night, eHarmony settled the suite by paying thousands of dollars to each and linking to a gay sister site: CompatiblePartners.net.
Let’s all take a moment to excuse ourselves so we can go outside and howl with victory.
I understand why filling out a compatibility test would make someone angry, and I understand that California corporations can’t discriminate against the gays. But what I do not understand is why, just why, anyone would fight for their right to join a straight dating service when we gays were the ones who invented this shit in the first place!
Gay party buses with open bars are crowding the road, and we’re trying to hitch a ride with a bunch of toothy breeders? Separate is not equal, but that doesn’t mean separate is always worse. And as paying customers with a surplus of gay dating options, shouldn’t we simply focus on the companies who actually want our business? I wouldn’t want to find love through a site that didn’t love me.
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I kind of wish there was a gay dating site that was serious about actual compatibility, but I probably still wouldn’t join it if I could. The whole online dating service thing is kind of depressive to begin with.
But it is pretty ironic that a straight dating site would even cave to gay daters instead of just saying, “you won’t get laid here, don’t waste your time.”
If gays had no options online I would understand this suit. We do. We have lots of options.
Your lesbian roommate is a time waster and a moron. Hooray, we now have the chance to give our hard earned cash to a website run by an admitted homophobe.
Pathetic.