For President of the United States of America: Barack Obama
That’s right. Although Sarah Palin is hot, sexy and declaratively tolerant of gay people, she unfortunately does little to buff McCain’s pruny hide. We like Senator Obama’s plan for the economy, his voice, and his big black cock. j/k. Maybe it’s small. We also carefully weighed the candidates’ platforms against each other. Obama’s weighs 143 pounds. McCain’s? Just 84 pounds. The choice, we think, is clear.
For Vice President of the United States of America: Sarah Palin, naturally, as interpreted by Candi Gurl.
For Proposition 8: No on 8, out of sheer human kindness. (We’re supposed to vote for something that’s going to leave less single men on the market?)
for Propositions 1, 1a, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, and 12: Present.
GaySocialites.com Makes Surprise Endorsement for President (Gay Socialites)
Below: "The Long Stroke," the cable news spoof, the candid photos, your new favorite euphemism and the great Christian retreat.
Show me an anti-gay activist and I'll show you someone who likes to fuck male hookers. Unzipped has tracked down the rabid homophobe George Reker's hooker. Is it a coincidence that the muscle twink sort of looks like Jesus?
Here's a contender for Gay Hooker Murderer Coverboy of the Year. 16-year-old Daniel Kovarbasich is accused of stabbing a 55-year-old married man to death. Evidence will include a dented pickle jar and gay porn. Also 50 stab wounds.
Darren Chiacchia, an equestrian who won an Olympic bronze medal in Athens, failed to have the "I just tested positive for HIV" talk with his boyfriend, so his boyfriend went to the police.
Dogs are not man's best friend if that man is a drugfucked circuit party homowhore who lives in Australia.