America’s friendliest lesbian teevee talk show diva Ellen DeGeneres, or as your mom calls her, “Ellen,” posted this widely seen 2010 photo of David Mason in unicorn garb to her website yesterday, just for fun I guess(?), and because this is the internet, people are naturally leaving insane, incoherent, and even homophobic comments about it. These Ellen website commenters think this photo is so hilarious/bad! This is partly because Ellen herself (or whoever “writes” the Ellen website) called the photo “hilarious,” but maybe this is also because Ellen filed the photo under a category called “bad paid for photos”? Why is Ellen DeGeneres such an angry, horrible lesbian?
Not that I really give a shit–and not that David Mason should either (although it seems like he might?)–because, please, this is a website for a daytime talk show hosted by someone who is as relevant as…uh, daytime talk shows, but maybe the summer interns tasked with blogging “funny” photos could take two minutes to try and understand the context of a photograph before calling it “bad” and “hilarious”? Ha ha, no, of course not:
Irene B. from Penn Hills, Pennsylvania saw this photo and felt compelled to send it to us… and we can see why. Part man, part unicorn, all hilarious. For more Bad Paid-For Photos, click here!
Thanks, Irene B.!
And then, in the comments:
–This is just wrong. Who in their right mind would ever dress like this? LMAO!!!!!
–I was aroused, then disgusted.
–Wow, that’s tragic!
Thier’s something about that compelled word.It’s like the Power of christ compell’s you. Because that being the case we need more wax.I’ve never seen a unicorn with a hairy chest.I mean What do I tell my grandkids? Well kids if we only had girl unicorns and no boy unicorns,thier would be no baby unicorns.Which opens up a whole door does’nt it?Well now me being grandmom would asks the kids if anyone knows where baby’s come from raise your hand.If one child raises their little hand grandmom’s off the hook.(right)Wrong.Boy did my phone ring all night, Mom, uou pick-up that phone right now. You see I never asked the kids what maddie told them. Sincerly, Grandmom Midge is in big trouble now!!!!!!!!