End Of An Era: Cody Cummings’ Top 10 Most Memorable Gay Porn Moments Of All Time

Hey bitches, it’s Intern Candace here with probably the most depressing thing I’ve ever had to write about—the retirement of Cody Cummings. I’ve read some of the hateful comments you jerks posted over the weekend in response to the tragic news, and I don’t get it. How can you be so cruel?

Hasn’t the gay porn industry suffered enough loss over the past year? How many good men have to leave us before we say “Enough is Enough?” Why, after so much pain, would so many of you choose to perpetuate the misery by attacking an innocent man like Cody Cummings? Ugh! Fuck you guys!

Rather than focus on the negativity, I’m choosing to focus on all the happiness that Cody Cummings brought into this world, particularly my world. Cody Cummings is very special to me and I’m proud to call him my friend, and so I dedicate this blog post—my final blog post on The Sword—to him. Seeing so much hatred directed at someone so kind was a big wake up call for me, and I can no longer be a part of The Sword. Sorry. Writing here already destroyed my sister; I won’t let it destroy me, too.

Cody Cummings’ Top 10 Most Memorable Gay Porn Moments Of All Time

10. Shadowkiss
Granted, it was gay anal sex and I prefer Cody’s bisexual scenes, but this was the biggest scene of his career, so I can’t not acknowledge it.

9. Cody’s Girls
Women after my own heart!! Who could forget these zany gals and their love for Cody? They helped provide a safe and welcoming environment for Cody’s female fans, and for that I am eternally grateful.

8. Cody’s Speedo Contest
The Sword was generous enough to give away Cody Cummings’ Andrew Christian bathing suit, but the person who won the contest didn’t even want the bathing suit. Weird.

7. Cody’s “I’m Not A Witch” Op-Ed
Proving that he was as good a writer as he was a porn star, Cody penned a moving essay for The Sword in which he revealed his true identity.

Being a witch in today’s society has been a real bitch, which is why I took refuge in the gay porn industry several years ago. Since then, I’ve found a family who has accepted me for who I am. Stephan, Bambi, and everyone else behind the scenes at Next Door Studios have always judged me on the content of my character and not the color of my skin, which is green.

6. Paige
How many gay porn stars have been popular and busy enough to have warranted the need for a personal assistant? Just more proof of Cody’s dominance over the past decade.


5. Cody’s “Hardline Chat”
I’ll admit…I may have called once or 10,000 times ;)

4. The Lucky Charms Trademark Infringement
I think General Mills went too far on this one, seeing as Cody’s “Breakfast of Champions” scene was clearly a parody. They were probably just jealous that Cody looked so hot with their product in his asshole.

3. Cody Denies Having Kids
Cody has recently spoken about his 15-year-old daughter, so his 2011 interview with Adam4Adam in which he says he has no kids might seem a little strange. But if you take a minute to think about it, you can clearly see that Cody is denying the existence of his daughter to protect her, obviously. This is why he is a great father.

2. Cody Goes Bareback
My favorite Cody Cummings scene of all time!! I love barebacking, and that pretty girl is so lucky.

1. The night I met Cody Cummings at the Phoenix Forum
It was the night that changed my life. I guess now is as good a time as any to finally admit that Cody and I shared multiple intimate encounters at the Phoenix Forum, and as a result, I became pregnant. I’m carrying Cody Cummings’ child. That’s the real reason why Cody has decided to retire (he doesn’t want what happened with his estranged teenage daughter to happen with this new baby on the way), so you can never hurt him or his children again. We’re going away, and we’re going to be a family. Goodbye, bitches.

-Candace

 

14 thoughts on “End Of An Era: Cody Cummings’ Top 10 Most Memorable Gay Porn Moments Of All Time”

    1. Uh. They are finally trying at least. Maybe they’ll turn it around.

      Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater…just ditch it down the toilet or have an abortion. lol JK. :D

  1. Oh man, I’m falling in love with Cody Cummings all over again. Oh wait, I never did in the first place.

  2. Perez Hilton is Ron Perlman

    Cody cummings has a face only kris kristofferson could love. Maybe he could get a role in blade 6?

    1. I don’t blame him lol. Cody Cummings’ career and appeal is one of the most hilarious and baffling things to have happened to porn.

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