New Energy Drink Won’t Prevent AIDS, But Could Make You Wish You Were Dead

Hmmm. Granted, Eboost does contain selenium (which Lyndon Larouche
types used to try and convince us could cure AIDS) and is gluten-free
and carb-free, but until it they buy ad placement in a Madonna song or
give us a chance to win a shopping spree at Ed Hardy, we’re not putting
down our glass of Marilyn Merlot.

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