It’s hard to feel bad for someone when all I want to do is look at their body and jerk off, but self-loathing and a 9-inch uncut cock are a package deal with Erik Rhodes. He’s transitioned from crying on his old blog to crying on a Tumblr, where he will fit right in with all the other weepy tweens who’ve embraced the micro-blogging platform. Perfect!
On being old and people being retarded:
In my research for models in upcoming productions, i came across this website that featured one of my photo shoots… I couldn’t help to check out the comments…Basically they said how I’m old and washed up and how over they are of seeing me…yeah well me to, you fucking retards. I mean, its like they think I’m some dumb shit that doesn’t understand the industry I’m in… i do. And shit, i give myself credit for lasting as long as i did.
On being old and wanting to die:
Trust me, i feel old…i think i look old…i mean, i still see pics of myself from the beginning of my career, when i was only 22 on my companies website…It sucks watching yourself grow up…being able to look back at the good and bad…the times you knew you were so messed up on drugs to the times you wished you could go back and re-live cause life seem so worth living…I can’t say i regret it… i have lived a life people fantasize about… at least i can say, “yeah, that was me”….and i least lived life in the moment… what can you say you did? Oh…you went to school and got a degree and still only managed to land a job as an “associate” at TJ Maxx. Well BRAVO! And i wasted my life…Yeah… i wished somewhere along the line, i had died…spare some people the misfortune oh knowing me.
On opening a Twitter and killing himself:
ugh… the thought of actually making myself more accessible…what if i had a Twitter or Facebook…maybe you guys complaining would be even more sick…oh well, just giving the heads up…cause i just might be selling out.
God knows, i feel terrible for these washed up guys i see, trying to do anything to keep people interested…making stupid youtube videos, playing the race card, or even outing their HIV positive status just to stir the pot for a few more seconds…its fucking pathetic…i guess you can throw blogs like this into that realm of pathetic attention seeking…but fuck, this is like therapy to me sometimes…at least I’ll never claim that making a music video of myself singing Katy Perry’s “California Girls” is therapy. Fuck if i ever do that be sure the follow up video will be me, hanging myself in my garage.
On being old, again:
I watch these kids now starting out and i remember when i was in their shoes…i wish someone just told me to stay grounded cause one morning you wake up and you realize that your old news…you’ve wasted so much time that you won’t know where to turn. If it isn’t hard enough growing old in the gay community…i think you need to be extra secure with yourself in order to accept this fucking fate. Prepare yourself…you dumb porn star.
Congratulations, Erik Rhodes! All that porn star advice mixed with veiled suicide threats makes you Tumblr’s own emo Diesel Washington.
And no matter how old and gross you feel, I’ll never stop masturbating to you, baby.