Erik Rhodes Feels Old And Wants To Die

It’s hard to feel bad for someone when all I want to do is look at their body and jerk off, but self-loathing and a 9-inch uncut cock are a package deal with Erik Rhodes. He’s transitioned from crying on his old blog to crying on a Tumblr, where he will fit right in with all the other weepy tweens who’ve embraced the micro-blogging platform. Perfect!

On being old and people being retarded:

In my research for models in upcoming productions, i came across this website that featured one of my photo shoots… I couldn’t help to check out the comments…Basically they said how I’m old and washed up and how over they are of seeing me…yeah well me to, you fucking retards. I mean, its like they think I’m some dumb shit that doesn’t understand the industry I’m in… i do. And shit, i give myself credit for lasting as long as i did.

On being old and wanting to die:

Trust me, i feel old…i think i look old…i mean, i still see pics of myself from the beginning of my career, when i was only 22 on my companies website…It sucks watching yourself grow up…being able to look back at the good and bad…the times you knew you were so messed up on drugs to the times you wished you could go back and re-live cause life seem so worth living…I can’t say i regret it… i have lived a life people fantasize about… at least i can say, “yeah, that was me”….and i least lived life in the moment… what can you say you did? Oh…you went to school and got a degree and still only managed to land a job as an “associate” at TJ Maxx. Well BRAVO! And i wasted my life…Yeah… i wished somewhere along the line, i had died…spare some people the misfortune oh knowing me.

On opening a Twitter and killing himself:

ugh… the thought of actually making myself more accessible…what if i had a Twitter or Facebook…maybe you guys complaining would be even more sick…oh well, just giving the heads up…cause i just might be selling out.

God knows, i feel terrible for these washed up guys i see, trying to do anything to keep people interested…making stupid youtube videos, playing the race card, or even outing their HIV positive status just to stir the pot for a few more seconds…its fucking pathetic…i guess you can throw blogs like this into that realm of pathetic attention seeking…but fuck, this is like therapy to me sometimes…at least I’ll never claim that making a music video of myself singing Katy Perry’s “California Girls” is therapy. Fuck if i ever do that be sure the follow up video will be me, hanging myself in my garage.

On being old, again:

I watch these kids now starting out and i remember when i was in their shoes…i wish someone just told me to stay grounded cause one morning you wake up and you realize that your old news…you’ve wasted so much time that you won’t know where to turn. If it isn’t hard enough growing old in the gay community…i think you need to be extra secure with yourself in order to accept this fucking fate. Prepare yourself…you dumb porn star.

Congratulations, Erik Rhodes! All that porn star advice mixed with veiled suicide threats makes you Tumblr’s own emo Diesel Washington.

And no matter how old and gross you feel, I’ll never stop masturbating to you, baby.

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14 thoughts on “Erik Rhodes Feels Old And Wants To Die”

  1. For someone who is as beautiful as he is, I often have trouble grasping how James arrives at the conclusions he does. Regardless of his past, I think he still has a lot of aptitude to do great things. Though he is troubled, his blog shows he has the ability to be articulate and engaging. I think, regrettably, the porn industry has become his end all, be all. It’s a shame really.

  2. He should get rid of that smelly cock-cheese cover himself circumcised nice and tight. I did when I was 20 and have felt on top of the world ever since. :-)

    1. We all make mistakes in our youth but it’s never too late to start a new life. Many of us don’t have the luxury to be alive. Life is too short to be bitter…

  3. He can afford therapy. If he really wanted to the help, he’d just do that instead of posting shit to the internet like he’s begging for attention. Which, ironically is what he’s accusing washed up porn stars of doing. Which, further ironically, is what he’s referring to himself as.

    No need for facebook or twitter, bro. You’re already a sell-out. Congratulations.

    Nice dick though.

  4. ..I lol @ “i’ve lived a life most people dream of”….these losers are truly delusional…fucking your way thru life is such an accomplishment…———>

    1. maybe fucking is not, but entertaining hundreds while doing it IS! You should have nothing but respect for the simple reason that they put themselves out there for your fun while you hide your face behind a computer screen.

  5. Well he is old in Gay Year. If he makes it to 35 he’ll be ancient.

    Once he stops taking the juice those muscles will shrivel up anyway so who cares?

  6. the problem with Rhodes is not that he’s getting old (who cares!) … it’s that he’s such a whiner. Boo freakin’ who . We all age. It’s what we do with the changes that make for a good or bad life. If he wants to cry about being pathetic then please let him do it on his own site where I don’t have to stumble over it … don’t repost his drivel here.

  7. i dont care that hes old. it just makes me want to start calling him daddy. while he spanks me. and then…. i have to go now.

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