Erik Rhodes Unveils New GHB-Based Health Plan

Case in point: this recent photo on his blog of Rhodes kissing a plastic bottle that reads “I Love You Mr. Jugs O’ GHB.”

Not surprisingly, his fan-base of armchair social workers reacted as if he’d just threatened to jump off the Chelsea Piers. Rhodes, however, wanted them to know that GHB is actually health food:

Your body produces GHB naturally, it help promote lean muscle mass and helps the body produce more growth hormone. .. Knowing i can’t really function in social setting without being fucked up. I choose to do Ghb cuz i rather not poisen my body using alcohol. I work to hard to maintian my muscle, i rather not poisen them. No hang overs also. Its win win.

It might interfere with one’s ability to spell, but if the desired effect is to rally the AA saviors and the porn-star haters at once, we call this a job well done. “The bottle,” remarked one prescient observer, “is missing a nipple.” We half-suspect he’s tweaking ours.

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0 thoughts on “Erik Rhodes Unveils New GHB-Based Health Plan”

  1. What bothers me is that some kid is going to swallow a whole bottle of the stuff, thinking that’s what one is supposed to do. I’m disappointed. And by the way, a joke has a punchline.

    RC

  2. there’s no question rhodes likes GHB! i think he’s just being meta about the matter. like when your mom tells you your hair is mohawk is ugly so you shave it all off and tattoo the top.

  3. If we assume that this is just a joke, then why not all of his past blog entries about GHB overdoses, etc.? That would mean he’s been LYING to us all this time. No, I choose to believe he is a genuinely messed-up individual. But an honest one.

  4. Erik Rhodes’ isn’t stupid. Well, accept for when drugs are involved. He’s fucking with everyone — if you get messages like the one above from Tomas, you’d fuck with the haters too.

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