1. He’s Deshabille Chic
The 21-year-old way-too-skinny Parisian is sexy in a way we’d never
see on American TV. The moppy, messy hair, the smirk, the lack of eye-contact … and we get stuck with The Gayken? Seriously, WTF.
2. He’s Louche and Loving It
This self-made video a shirtless Benjamin made of himself lip-syncing (and smoking a self-rolled “cigarette”). Originally uploaded to
DailyMotion (France’s YouTube), it would have done just as well on
3. He Doesn’t Sing Celine!
Part of his charm was listening to his fucked-up English when he sang
songs by Prince, Gnarles Barkley, Fiest, and Justice. On the US
version of American Idol we’re stuck with endless interpretations of
Mariah Carey and Elton John. It’s just not fair.
4. He Doesn’t Care Who Understands Him
You don’t have to speak French to see how marble-mouthed he is in this
interview he did for a bit-part he played in a teenage movie called
“15 Ans Et Demi.” They even had to ad subtitles … in French.
5. He Looks Like A Porn Star
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.