To wit, the group’s leader, Jim Wallis, goes so far as to suggest that maybe, just maybe, Jesus would have prioritized a few more pressing concerns in today’s world over the rights of dykes and fags to live in wedded bliss:
“A whole generation of young evangelicals
believes that Jesus would probably care more about the 30,000 children who died
again today – as they did yesterday and they will tomorrow – from preventable
disease than he would about passing a gay-marriage amendment in Ohio.”
Fascinating concept! Wallis is also encouraging evangelicals not to be “in the pocket of one party” any longer and to make judgments at the polls based on their own, personal moral compasses.
We feel fairly certain that this guy represents, like, the San Francisco super-lefty contingent of the of the Christian Right, and that the majority of evangelicals are still going to vote for McCain no matter what, but who knows. Maybe the times they really are a-changin! (Again, we’re way too cynical to believe this ourselves, but you go ahead if you like.)
Below: "The Long Stroke," the cable news spoof, the candid photos, your new favorite euphemism and the great Christian retreat.
Show me an anti-gay activist and I'll show you someone who likes to fuck male hookers. Unzipped has tracked down the rabid homophobe George Reker's hooker. Is it a coincidence that the muscle twink sort of looks like Jesus?
Here's a contender for Gay Hooker Murderer Coverboy of the Year. 16-year-old Daniel Kovarbasich is accused of stabbing a 55-year-old married man to death. Evidence will include a dented pickle jar and gay porn. Also 50 stab wounds.
Darren Chiacchia, an equestrian who won an Olympic bronze medal in Athens, failed to have the "I just tested positive for HIV" talk with his boyfriend, so his boyfriend went to the police.
Dogs are not man's best friend if that man is a drugfucked circuit party homowhore who lives in Australia.