Is it too late to jump on the Marc Dylan bandwagon? It took off without me so, so long ago. There was that controversy over his start as a cum guzzling bareback model and then, oops, pay no attention to any of that, and then he went mainstream and started showing up here and here and there and here and everywhere(!), because he kept applying for jobs and people loved his ass and his southern accent and, OMG, have you heard of this guy, Marc Dylan?! That’s what a co-worker said to me last week as he stood in my office waving a picture of “this guy,” Marc Dylan, around on his cell phone. Isn’t he so hot? Well, uhh, technically, yes. But…
Confession: I’m just not that into Marc Dylan!
I don’t know Marc Dylan, but I’m sure he’s nice. He seems great, actually! But (and far be it from me to tell anyone to stop gushing over a porn star), how many comments about him can there be that all say the same thing, i.e., “Marc Dylan is just wonderful! beautiful gorgeous body, great personality and I just love that southern accent!”? He has muscles and he’s a bottom and he’s gorgeous–this is all true. So why can’t I fall in love with him like everyone else? Help me?
Maybe there’s something off putting about a performer showing up on 10,000 websites in six months (beware the curse of Jason Crystal), or maybe there was something inauthentic about his anti-barebacking interview and transition to condom porn, or maybe I’m just “out of touch,” or maybe Marc Dylan is just “not my type”?
WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME? (Don’t answer that.)