I can say with certainty that literally no one on the planet Earth was asking for a Where’s Waldo? porn parody, but that boys over at JasonSparksLive don’t give a fuck and gave one to us anyway!
For this new parody scene, ginger twink Connor Taylor takes on the iconic role of the hidden, striped shirt man. Connor is paired with tattooed cutie Ashton Wayne. In the scene, Ashton, who is making his JasonSparksLive debut with this ridiculous scene, is apparently so attractive that Waldo is compelled to stick around and fuck him instead of going off to hide somewhere new. So instead of disappearing and doing what he’s known for, Waldo makes the bold decision to bareback a horny twink where everyone can clearly see him.
I honestly didn’t even know Where’s Waldo? had a big gay following or that people we’re turned on by him, but here we are! There’s apparently a lot we still have to learn about this man, so in order to help everyone get up to speed on Waldo and his wacky life, we rounded up some fun facts about this literary icon.
Take a look below to find out everything that we learned about Waldo while watching this porn parody. Once you’re done looking over every piece of useless information we’ve gathered together, go ahead and check out this full XXX Waldo parody over at JasonSparksLive and let us know what you think of the video down in the comments!
1. Waldo is a ginger
We always thought Waldo was a brunette! But to be fair, this seems like a pretty easy mistake to make considering he’s literally only ever been drawn with brown hair. It looks like JasonSparksLive took some creative liberties and changed his hair color, but I guess this just makes him all the harder to find.
2. He’s a top!
Being purposely difficult while wearing bold outfits and constantly needing attention always seemed like very stereotypical bottom behaviors to me, but I guess you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover.
3. Waldo likes it raw
Where’s Waldo? More like, where’s the condom? Apparently after a long day of hiding from everyone, Waldo likes to ditch the rubbers and bareback some fresh boy hole.
4. The glasses stay on during sex
Waldo wants to make sure that you still recognize him after you find him, so he keeps his shirt, cap, and glasses on during the entire bang session.
5. Waldo has a sweet tooth
Waldo loves a good pie – a creampie to be more specific. This parody ends with the beloved character squirting some ropes into Ashton’s twink hole and leaving him with a sweet, delicious creampie.
If you’re still interested in watching this Waldo fuck session, you can head on over to JasonSparksLive to see the full video! After you’re done spanking your meat tube to this wild Waldo scene, let us know what you think of the new parody down in the comments. Was it funny? Was it weird? Was it too weird? Sound off below!
Waldo has a big wiener