Thanks to a source at Dominic Ford, The Sword can exclusively reveal who is poised to win the second season of the gay porn reality show “So You Think Can Fuck,” even though there are still five episodes left. Please don’t sue me, Dominic Ford.
Fans have been voting for their favorite of six contestants since the series debuted last month, and the results are surprising! At least to me they are. I’m not going to spoil all the fun though (plus, I’m actually serious about not wanting to be sued), so instead of revealing who’s in first place and who’s in last, I’ll break it down by who’s in the “top 3” and who’s in the “bottom 3.”
Looking at the total amount of votes cast through yesterday, the top three contestants are Jimmy Clay, Jarett Fox, and Mitch Vaughn. While I could have predicted months ago that Jimmy Clay and his insane cum shots would win, I didn’t even know who Jarett Fox was until I typed his name one sentence ago.
If you’re familiar with the cast, you know who that leaves in the bottom three: Kevin Crows, Rick McCoy, and Tony Newport. Tony’s a newcomer, so that’s understandable, but Kevin and Rick? Kevin’s cock is its own contestant in and of itself, and even though he’s too white, I thought everybody loved Rick? Oh well, these guys are doomed…unless you save them? Voting remains open (for both members and non-members) through the end of the season and the airing of the season finale on November 14th.