Exclusive: World’s Greatest Ass Temporarily Out Of Commission As Gay Porn Star Connor Kline Battles Butt Cheek Infection

What started as a simple ingrown hair on his ass quickly turned into a rapidly spreading infection, which then turned into multiple abscesses that landed gay porn star Connor Kline in the hospital. [Warning: Extremely graphic images of Connor Kline’s ass being operated on in an emergency room below.]

No, these aren’t outtakes from his scene in Hot House’s My Doctor Sucks, this is Connor Kline visiting an actual New York City emergency room this week. Thankfully, the infection was caught in time and he’s on the mend.

As Connor Kline tells The Sword, “I got an ingrown hair on my left cheek and it got infected somehow. I’ve been on antibiotics to get rid of it, but it spread, so I had to have it drained. It’ll be reevaluated on Sunday.”

“It’s looking so much better now, but I had to cancel my shoot with NakedSword because of it. I had blood work done and thank God it’s not MRSA. I was seriously worried.”

“It hurt so bad. They said abscesses are the third worst kind of pain, behind kidney stones and labor.”

“It’s so nasty LOL.”

“They said I should be fully recovered with no scarring in a week.”

 

59 thoughts on “Exclusive: World’s Greatest Ass Temporarily Out Of Commission As Gay Porn Star Connor Kline Battles Butt Cheek Infection”

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  2. I had the same thing except mine was on the front, just where the pubic hair starts. What a nightmare, got a staph infection from the hospital, almost died. I was on anti-biotics for a year!

  3. I’m calling bullsh!t on this one…. I find it VERY hard to believe this all happened due to an ingrown hair or two.

  4. This happened to a friend of mine a few years ago. Yes, he shaved his butt cheeks as well. Wound up with some type of staph infection that made his ass swell up like a cantaloupe on steroids. His butt was hot…seriously, his ass felt warm to the touch because of the infection. Just like Connor he wound up in ER getting the puss drained out of it. Required a two week antibiotic regimen as well.

    I swear, the absurd indignities gay men will endure never ceases to amaze.

    Oh, we call my friend “Hot Buns” to this day.

    1. This happens when people shave and dont disinfect BEFORE and AFTER shaving…We all have various bacteria such as staph and strep, living on the surface of the skin, but when you shave the skin, you’re giving the germs an opportunity to invade subcutaneous tissue..

  5. I have no idea who this person is, and I don’t care that he got an infection on his ass. This must be a slow news day.

  6. He’s probably a nice guy but calling him the “best ass” is a bit of a stretch(less of a stretch than that scrawny JD Phoenix, but still…)

    He has a beautiful ass for a white guy.

    But the best asses ( since I assume the category is “bubble butt” here) tend to be on black/latin dudes, or on Alex Marte.

    And this is F A C T

    Best wishes for his recovery.

    1. I must say that yes Alex Marte has a much better looking ass than Connor Kline! Oh man I finally saw the new scene with him and Landon Conrad, and holy hell what a beauty that ass is from start to finish!

    2. I agree. Negros have the HOTTEST butts and the Hispaniards are a close second. But Connor is still hot for a white guy!

    3. I completely agree – you better preach. There are no finer backsides in all of the world than what black and latin men carry. Sometimes I walk through NYC (especially lower east side, bronx, bk, and Harlem), Philly (around south street) and Newark NJ and just shake my head wondering how they do not break their backs with those luscious fleshy mounds of tongue licking delight. Connor is ok for a white guy, but consider that there are white guys like Adam Killian, Trace Michaels, Alex Marte, and Anthony Romero that have far better backsides than Connor and they are white (though I have always thought that Adam Killian and Trace Michael’s are not fully white). Oh, and to the guy that decided that it was ok to refer to me and my brothas as Negro – not cool but Im gonna leave it alone because I cannot get at you like I want to on this message board.

      1. Umm Anthony Moreno and Alex Marte are not “white”. Alex is Italian, but he looks and has a build like Latinos. And Anthony Romero is also Latino, not sure if he’s 100% or mixed. Also Adam Killian I believe is mixed as well.

        1. Thank you for that info, I knew it had to be true. A good friend of mine just told me today that Anthony Romero is PR he believes. I always thought that Adam Killian was mixed and that makes sense about Alex Marte. Thanks again.

          1. Why? What did I say that made me an idiot, I was agreeing with what was stated. If you can not qualify your statements then don’t make them.

      2. I assume you’ve never caught one of us that’s tragically ass-free, then. They do exist, even on the south side of Chicago. I know Aisha Tyler doesn’t count because she’s a woman, but still, she’s a prime example of flat-assed black people.

        1. Yeah, but I do not hold it against anyone who has a flat behind. It in no way means that you can’t be attractive, and I have seen some people with flat buts that are really attractive (Aisha Tyler for one) but I just happen to like it big that is all. I am sure that you are a more than handsome guy yourself.

  7. Another reason why I love Conner, he’s honest and I totally agree with the other comments, stop shaving that monumental arse Conner. And by the way Jake had better be taking care of you Conner!

  8. Who the fuck would document this!? Seriously. If that tattoo of his wasn’t enough of a boner killer. This bacteria butt photo shoot is enough to make it last his entire career.

    1. It obviously wasn’t from shaving. Look at his ass–I wouldn’t call that smooth exactly. As to what looks better, nothing wrong with hairy, but nothing wrong with smooth either.

  9. “I got an ingrown hair on my left cheek and it got infected somehow”—-Umm, yeah…SOMEHOW…

  10. I agree with James even in the last pic that right cheek is some kinda heaven. In the beginning I watched some of Connor’s scenes with helix and thought they were just plain bad and I couldn’t see what everyone else was seeing. It was def the company and not the talent, I am very pro Connor now.

  11. I agree that that is the world’s greatest ass. I wish him well. Wasn’t he up for Swordy for best ass; was he in the unsurpassable lead, had the vast majority of the votes, and yet miraculously lost to some lesser random porn star? I wish him speedy recovery. I love him, and I still demand a recount!

  12. Here is wishing him a quick recover. Take care of him, Jake! By the way: is it wrong to find that backside hot even in a hospital room?

  13. Man, what did we porn lovers do pre-internet? Nowdays we can practically pick used condoms and blood drenched bandages out of dumpsters and hospital trash bins with just one easy click and probably know more about porn stars’ health status than our own.

  14. I hope he has health insurance. I swear I do not know what else these guys do besides some porn (many do NOT escort), but they galavant all over the damn place like they have trust funds. How do they afford it?

  15. That’s nuttin, just make sure you change the bandages as directed. You’ll get better, you’re a man.

  16. Connor, has Austin taught you anything? Y’all need to stop shaving your bodies!
    This is what happens! Shaving = ER.
    The more you know…

    1. I’ve seen unfortunately located ass abscesses myself in my younger days. Silly ass-shaving boy accidentally nicked his sphincter and got a MAJOR infection. Not a close friend, so I giggled a little bit.

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