Turkey. Stuffing. Cranberry sauce. Sweet potatoes. Everyone has their favorite side for Thanksgiving. But after this, buns might be your choice.
Correction: after this, buns might indeed be your choice. But they may just get an upgrade from side dish to main course.
With many to thanks to our friends at Mr. Man, it’s been a very bountiful year for #CelebrityCock.
And now, they have a special game day for us this holiday weekend that nothing to do with football.
Who’s in the mood for cake? How about five! We’ve cooked up a tasty game in which you get to guess which sexy celebrity each of these five delicious butts belongs to. You can find the answers below, but no cheeking. We mean, peeking!
1) Hint: He’s one of Hollywood’s leading openly gay celebs.
2) Hint: He recently won an Emmy (and is guaranteed to give you a semi.)
3) Hint: He portrayed half of one of the most iconic same-sex couples in movie history.
4) Hint: He’s openly gay, and appeared on RuPaul’s Drag Race!
5) Hint: He’s currently dating a former Scientologist. Hey, they can’t all appear on Drag Race!
Scroll below to see how many you guessed correctly.
1) Matt Bomer cozied up to Mark Ruffalo in the buff in The Normal Heart. Bomer teamed up with Heart director Ryan Murphy again for American Horror Story: Hotel, where he went epically nude in multiple scenes!
2) If you missed Darren Criss in American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace – then you missed tons of peeks at Criss’ impressive bulge and sculpted derrière. Check out Straight Dudes in Gay Roles.
3) From Brokeback Mountain to Love and Other Drugs (pictured), we love looking at Jake Gyllenhaal’s ripped bod almost as much as he loves showing it off.
4) Ryan Murphy is always able to capture an actor’s best side, and in AHS: Hotel, he featured the gorgeous Cheyenne Jackson in all of his insanely hot nude glory. See Cheyenne Jackson’s gay sex scene here.
5) We’d look at Jamie Foxx’s smooth seat meat on Any Give Sunday! Or just like, any day, really. Oh, and the former Scientologist that he’s dating is Katie Holmes. See more of Jaime in the Hot Daddy playlist.
Treat yourself to all the celebrity peen you cock can handle at the best price of the year!